>in the bookstore looking for my cell molec textbook

>wander bc i don't want to login on my phone

>find textbook

>ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY SIX DOLLARS?!?!?

>stand aghast in front of shelf for minutes

>look at giant line and decide no fucking way i'm paying $200 to stand in line for 45 minutes

>"hey Hey Hey you! you dropped this"

>guy hands me folded textbook receipt i no way dropped

>ugh this isn't mine

>go up to bookstore worker

>"someone gave this to me but it's not mine can i throw it away"

>"yeah i don't know what the fuck that is"

>walk out of bookstore

>realize definite possibility that guy was trying to give me his number and i fucking asked permission to throw it away immediately without even opening it